TFLN - because the meme gets filled so fast.

[reluctantaccessory]

Option one: the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks




Option two: just woke up wearing a top hat and someone else's boxers i also found more money than what i had before going out like $1000 more

Comments

2

[upshore]

nice. i bet the top hat and money are connected.

Re: 2

[reluctantaccessory]

crap that wasn’t supposed to go to you

how so?

[upshore]

idk it sounds like you robbed the monopoly guy or something.

oh? was the hat supposed to be a surprise?

[reluctantaccessory]

Wait

What if I did

I only remember being at a bar last night and

Uh, why do you want the hat?

[upshore]

Why wouldn't I want the hat? Top hats are cool.

I cant believe you robbed mr monopoly without me

[reluctantaccessory]

.....

.....fine, you can have it. Only because I know you’re giving me that look behind the screen.

Also, it’s not like I planned to do that. And I

Uh

Thought we were supposed to be doing stuff on our own

[upshore]

i mean

tbf you texted me

so i thought we were

sorry.

[reluctantaccessory]

ok

that's fair

no I should be sorry

also um i can't find my pants any ideas where to look

[upshore]

um try under the bed? that's where my drunk pants end up sometimes

[reluctantaccessory]

Thanks.

Nope not there.

kinda afraid to find out tbh

Should i steal pants from the monopoly guy?

also where are you I wanna drop the hat off before he gets back

[jasonbourne]

Option 2 for sure!

[reluctantaccessory]

Sounds good to me.

[jasonbourne]

I figured it would, and well it would be more you than Option one. No offence, but you are quite chaotic *chuckles*

[reluctantaccessory]

I could joke I'm an agent of chaos...

*Then, teasingly*

Is that meant as a compliment? Because that could mean either in a good way or a bad way.

[jasonbourne]

I chuckle softly "Agent of Chaos. Well it sort of fits at times from what I know about you." I grinned. "Never meant in a bad way."

[reluctantaccessory]

"I wasn't being serious with that." I quickly blurt out before adding, "I don't think I'm really an agent of chaos...I mean, okay, maybe some of the stuff I do is a little chaotic."

That might be a little more of an understatement than reality suggests.

Then, I find myself adding, "From what you know, huh? Maybe I could change it to, let me think, "Never mind, maybe, we should leave it at that."

[jasonbourne]

"I don't think you should change a thing. It's part of you. As long as you harm no one, there's no harm done." I grinned. "Sure we can leave it at that, and have a drink instead." nods.